At least once a month – or a covid year – a relative confides ‘we always thought you made your own yoghurt/knitted your undies from yak wool/were a yoga type/- messy – you know a once a week bath- vegan/lesbian/anti smoking.a bit weird?

I am – was have been – may be still –
a bit left of central – obsessively clean at least one deep long bath a day change the sheets and iron the buggers / and insanely tidy – a rampant serial monogamist with a number of shameful crossovers/I eat macdonakds and smoke amber leaf. never exercise and keep my fingers crossed – crap driver – reasonably good parent except when it really mattered – Do I look patient?

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